New E3 Hitman: Absolution trailer is the best thing ever. | Doom Fort

New E3 Hitman: Absolution trailer is the best thing ever.

May 31, 2012

Latex bondage nuns with guns? A dapper gentleman with a red tie? Bullets, bodies, boobies and broken noses?

You better fucking BELIEVE it’s a new Hitman: Absolution trailer.

And it’s the best thing in the fucking world.

Check it!

Posted by TheDonkeyHeadedAdversary

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