New theatrical trailer for Total Remake titillatesx3

June 28, 2012

Well, I’m sold.

Forget all my previous apprehensions about this movie. The lack of Mars (Maawhsz!), the silly looking gangly robots that replace the nameless mooks that are supposed to get shot up, and the generic looking future car chase sequences.

With the introduction of this new, full theatrical trailer, Total Remake now has 7, count ’em 7 breasts to look forward to.

That’s right, mutants. Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, AND the three-breasted hooker.

But, all tittery aside. The more I see about this flick, the more it grows on me. It still seems like a silly remake, but it looks like it may at least be a fun ride. And at least they kept an R rating, unlike those silly twats that are rebooting Starship Troopers.


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