Due to unforeseen circumstances, Doom Fort is being placed on indefinite, perhaps permanent hiatus from this moment forth.

We thank you deeply, our loyal patrons, for taking time out of your busy schedules to laugh, laud, and love with us for our brief two years in the blogging industry.

We hope you’ve had as much fun reading us as we had posting for you.

Farewell, our gracious companions.


Dub of the Day

May 15, 2013


Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley, that verbose girl from True Grit, and some seriously awesome effects? It looks like they’ve finally got the acting chops and know-how to bring a truly amazing adaptation of the first part of Orson Scott Card’s Ender series to striking life.

And I am pants-wettingly excited.

Check it!

Here’s a recently-acquired image (courtesy of the Cassini spacecraft) of a massive hurricane (i.e. LARGER THAN EARTH) swirling in Saturn’s north pole.  And by swirling, I mean 300 freakin’ miles per hour.  Jupiter H Christ!saturn_storm
Too bad Saturn’s storms aren’t really red (and its rings blue)… that’s all just some coloration that’s done to help us see what’s going on.  Apparently this and the other pictures that Cassini took of the storm are in the “near infrared”, whatever the hell that means.  I think it means that our eyes just suck.  That whole glare from the sun, though; that part’s real. B-)

Watch this fucking shit NOW!


Here’s (a younger) Mike Wazowski from the upcoming Pixar movie Monsters University.  His shape is so conveniently convenient that Disney decided to just stick ‘im up on the ol’ Epcot ball (which I can now say I’ve seen in person).  I guess you had to be standing in the right spot to see this rape face.
epcot_mikeEY!  That’s not a rape face, that’s just his retainer.  RETAINER WEARERS UNITE!  Anyway, lots of party-related stuff is slated to happen at the Disney parks in the next couple months.  Party on, college monsters… party on!

Bucket List +1

April 24, 2013

I would do this if I weren’t so sure that my cats would jump AT THE FIRST CHANCE THEY GOT.
Moustache. I’m quite sure that curl isn’t natural.


So, after all the hype I’ve been hearing building up about The Wolverine; the prospect of it finally being an R rated Wolverine film, the inclusion of the Silver Samurai, the Japan story arc… I’ve been getting really stoked. Really. Stoked.

Then this happened. We got our first poster and trailer for The Wolverine, and they’re… underwhelming. At best. The poster is amateur at best, and the trailer leaves a lot to be desired.

I dunno. Maybe I’m just spoiled by the awesome Iron Man 3 and Pacific Rim stuff we’ve seen lately. Check it for yourself.

Come on, bub. Give us something worth drooling over.