From the makers of that Falcon Punch video, comes this little diddy… which reminds me of how I used to become overly attached to all of my Oregon Trail characters (pro tip: never name expendable things after your favorite stuffed animals). The only difference is that the Oregon Trail NPCs would just die… and never like… help you beat the shit out of… deer and stuff. AND BEARS.

Quoth YouTube:

My three year old daughter and I play a lot of old games together. Her favorite is Donkey Kong. Two days ago, she asked me if she could play as the girl and save Mario. She’s played as Princess Toadstool in Super Mario Bros. 2 and naturally just assumed she could do the same in Donkey Kong. I told her we couldn’t in that particular Mario game, she seemed really bummed out by that. So what else am I supposed to do? Now I’m up at midnight hacking the ROM, replacing Mario with Pauline. I’m using the 2010 NES Donkey Kong ROM. I’ve redrawn Mario’s frames and I swapped the palettes in the ROM. I replaced the M at the top with a P for Pauline. Thanks to Kevin Wilson for giving me the lead on the tools and advice.

Or on yer fuckin’ head!

Heads Up! Hot Dogs (Trailer) from Radstronomical on Vimeo.

Well, this 7 minute video from Sony Online Entertainment on Planetside 2 will walk you through everything you need to know about the trials and tribulations of a massive multiplayer planetary war.

Well you’re a retard.

A straight-up retard.

Latex bondage nuns with guns? A dapper gentleman with a red tie? Bullets, bodies, boobies and broken noses?

You better fucking BELIEVE it’s a new Hitman: Absolution trailer.

And it’s the best thing in the fucking world.

Check it!

I wasn’t really excited about the production updates for this freddiew-backed series. But this trailer totally makes me want to watch it now.
Cause damn that blonde chick be hawt. Check out the first episode of Video Game High School at!

The much anticipated sequel to the incredibly complex and remarkably hilarious game about an Octopop and his daily struggle to hide his cephalopod nature from his family finally has a trailer – and it’s awesomazing.

I see, however, they did not go with my suggestion of Octodad 2: Cthulhu Boogaloo. Ah well. Here’s the official synopsis:

Octodad: Dadliest Catch is the sequel to the splash hit, Octodad! This time, our cephaloprotagonist has gotten himself in a bind between his wife’s mounting mistrust, and a disastrous trip to the local aquarium! Are you dad enough to control the titular octopus father as he strives to hide his nautical nature from his family while keeping his tangled tentacles intact?


Smooth and quiet, or loud and violent? The choice is yours in the new addition to the Hitman saga. With 47 no longer working for the agency and having killed the FBI director who opposed him in the secret ending to Blood Money, he now sets out to take on an even bigger threat. The secret society Alpha Zerox.

Will you cut a bloody swath through the masses on your way towards vengeance, or will you slip in like a ghost, remove your target, and vanish like a fart in the wind?

I’m definitely leaning towards bloody swath.