Greg Grundberg (whose name would make the best euphemism for taking a shit) presents an incredible clip from the upcoming super awesome giant monster flick Big Ass Spider, in which a group of scientists and an exterminator race against time to stop, well… a Big Ass Spider.

Check it!

Though it could use a hyphen to let us know if this is a Big-Ass Spider or a Big Ass-Spider, it looks like a nicely schlocky horror flick that’ll totally make for an excellent Saturday night.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go take a Grunberg.



March 7, 2013

I don’t know if I like this one more or less than the Snoop Dog version…IT’S A CLOSE CALL!

Jesus Christ is my nigga.

February 26, 2013

Sure, it looks like it tries to feebly glean lame jokes and memes from the internet. The very premise behind its title crawls on the back of Snakes On A Plane. Sure, some of the effects are cheesy, and the acting is bad, and the jokes are bad.

But you know what?

This STILL looks fucking awesome. This is the Dragon Wars of Giant Spider movies. Check it.

Why yes, that is a big ass spider.

Okay, so let me get this straight. A female SpacePrison found the entropy and dared to crash in a place who became a legend. Empire of the Apes.

I… what?

Your kitteh is leeking

January 24, 2013