tatesMaybe it’s because it looks like someone sliced open an alien egg or maybe it’s because the yolk is STILL RAW and wtf are those strandy things in there?!  Is it shredded cheese?!  Is it some mucous membrane keeping the alien embryo alive?!  Kill it!  Kill it with fire!  Link.

[Update: Realized this was an EARLY step in the recipe… thank god.  Thank god the instructions (eventually) tell you to kill it with fire… and then eat it.]

OBSERVE! The BoobTracker!

April 23, 2013

And by drake I mean… duck. Actually, DUCKS. The ones in this video.
dat shit quak


Greg Grundberg (whose name would make the best euphemism for taking a shit) presents an incredible clip from the upcoming super awesome giant monster flick Big Ass Spider, in which a group of scientists and an exterminator race against time to stop, well… a Big Ass Spider.

Check it!

Though it could use a hyphen to let us know if this is a Big-Ass Spider or a Big Ass-Spider, it looks like a nicely schlocky horror flick that’ll totally make for an excellent Saturday night.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go take a Grunberg.

I can’t tell if this is hot or not.
wtf language is that anyway??

Jesus Christ is my nigga.

February 26, 2013

Okay, so let me get this straight. A female SpacePrison found the entropy and dared to crash in a place who became a legend. Empire of the Apes.

I… what?

Cantonese Sailor Moon

January 23, 2013

a.k.a. the live action sailor moon where there’s a fat one.

 BFFs forever! (or at least as long as Wreck-It Ralph is in theaters)